I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
