Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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