it wasn't lemon gatorade
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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