what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
