Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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