my soul wont recognize me after tonight
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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