Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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