Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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