It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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