Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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