Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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