CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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