you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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