No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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