my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up under a house in Key West
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