I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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