fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
