dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
its not stalking. its research.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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