Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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