S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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