You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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