why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cut my penus on the lid.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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