Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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