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So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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