During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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