I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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