At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Are my feet made of real feet?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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