I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
