i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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