every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Randomize
