u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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