Dignity is for republicans.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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