They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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