HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
