I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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