Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize