Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
