Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Never joke about your clitoris.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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