it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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