I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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