hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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