have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
