Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
