I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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