me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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