is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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