I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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