it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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