Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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