Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just found puke in my bra..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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