im having a threesome with these popsicles
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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