don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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