I am full of burrito and curiosity
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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