Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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