Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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