Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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