I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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