I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We left an ass print on the piano.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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